Another Day, Another Rhyme

I woke up this morning at quarter to nine
And made myself breakfast of waffles and wine,
This unhealthy mixture went straight to my head
So after six helpings I went back to bed.

I woke up again at a quarter to three
And after my lunch it was time for my tea
And after my tea I was feeling so ill
I spent the night crying and writing a will. 


◄ First Date 1986


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Stephen Gospage

Thu 26th Jan 2023 07:53

Enjoyed this, Branwell. Great rhymes and rhythm.

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John Coopey

Tue 24th Jan 2023 20:58

You’re clearly higher up the social scale than me, Branwell. The Breakfast of Champions for me was a can of Long Life and a fag.

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Tue 24th Jan 2023 20:06

I know the feeling!😞

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