What the...?

Behold the duck-billed platypus

He doesn't like to cause a fuss

He likes to live a quiet life

With his duck-billed platywife


But in his youth he had his fun

And when the working day was done

He'd go to town and get his kicks

With dirty duck-billed platychicks.

◄ Thank Heavens

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<Deleted User> (18980)

Sat 16th Jan 2021 21:45

Thirteen for me!

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branwell kent

Sat 16th Jan 2021 19:34

That's a big compliment, thank you, very much, Aviva

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Sat 16th Jan 2021 19:32

This is so well constructed I can probably read it a dozen times in one sitting. I've already lost count of exactly how many times so far.

It has the standard of humorous and poetic genius as if it were from milliganimals

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