Behold the duck-billed platypus
He doesn't like to cause a fuss
He likes to live a quiet life
With his duck-billed platywife
But in his youth he had his fun
And when the working day was done
He'd go to town and get his kicks
With dirty duck-billed platychicks.
This is so well constructed I can probably read it a dozen times in one sitting. I've already lost count of exactly how many times so far.
It has the standard of humorous and poetic genius as if it were from milliganimals
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<Deleted User> (18980)
Sat 16th Jan 2021 21:45
Thirteen for me!