Where's Olly?

My octopus didn't come home last night,

    I don't know where he could be;

He only popped out for a packet of fags

   And some kippers for his tea.


I'm sure there's a sensible reason for it,

   Something dull and banal,

Yet even so I've been to the police,

   And asked them to drag the canal.

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Don Matthews

Sat 7th Mar 2020 07:59

Why did I put an aquarium in the LMS Theme Park ? Attracts all vagabonds and strays.

What's that? Someone's lost one? Quick, let's fire up the barbie...


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John Coopey

Sat 7th Mar 2020 07:44

Never mind what he did
Get yourself to Tesco
They sell them for a couple of squid.

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 6th Mar 2020 15:15

Maybe Olly's eight-legged it ?!

jennifer Malden

Fri 6th Mar 2020 13:37

If I loved Olly
I wouldn't feel jolly,
they know he's delicious to eat!

Nice one! Jennifer


Fri 6th Mar 2020 09:14

May be olly went ice creaming
As heat in air is increasing
To chill and cool itself well
Olly went amiss, icreaming 😂

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Don Matthews

Fri 6th Mar 2020 09:09

Branny it's Olly your octopus here
You're looking for me in wrong spot
I like to play hiding and seeking with you
It's in the canal I am not

Didn't you know Branwell octopusses like playing games?

Didn't the shop tell you that?


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