My girlfriend is a clever-clogs,

   A smarty-pants, a swot,

My girlfriend is a genius,

   But I, alas, am not.

Sometimes when she comes round at night

   I dumb her down with gin,

And then we play at Scrabble and...

   I still don't fucking win.

◄ At Last, A Use For Shakespeare

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kJ Walker

Mon 16th May 2022 19:44


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Moana mai

Mon 16th May 2022 09:57

I fucking love this😆

Reggie's Ghost

Sun 15th May 2022 22:52

Branwell, with women it's best to choose the right game.

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