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The Great Burger Stakes
I went to my freezer – I fancied a scoff.
I opened the lid and the burgers – THEY’RE OFF!
And what would you like on your burger today?
Ah well, now you’re asking – a fiver each way!
I’ve has burgers from Asda, but I can disclose
That the burgers from Tesco, they just won – by a nose!
To decrease burger fat is our serious ...
Monday 11th February 2013 8:15 pm
Brief Encounters
I feel there is far too much levity
Regarding men's size and longevity,
When the hormones are rife
Have a word with the wife,
With luck she will curtail this brevity.
Nick Clifton
16 June 2012
Saturday 16th June 2012 6:04 pm
Smoke A Joint...
Saturday 16th October 2010 2:10 pm
Ebb & Flo
Wednesday 3rd March 2010 4:16 pm
Ready To Sail
Ready to sail
Heavin' away
Succubi wail
Mizzen masts sway
Open yer mind
Bare me yer soul
Together we'll find
The treasure I stole
Ready to sail
Wi' ghosts of the dead
Scurrilous tales
Adventures ahead
We'll visit places
Both magic and strange
We shall meet faces
Unknown and deranged
What say ye mate?
Do we have an accord?
We're ready to sail
So jump ye aboard!
Monday 28th December 2009 11:28 pm
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