Trigger warning-the following is a very bad pome!

-apologies, it was written when i woz very tired and very angry-innit! If the person who resuntly commented that one of my pomes WUSN'T a POME, could have advised mi wot a POME WAS, 'appen I coud ave ritten a better wun!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2023/jun/09/conservatives-labour-rishi-sunak-keir-starmer-boris-johnson-honours-...

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Honourable

If you wrote his speeches

If you contributed to the farce

If you drove him here and there

If you kissed his arse

If you supplied his porcine pleasure

If you shone his shoes

If you offered him your soul

If all your reds were blues

If you served his table

If you served his drink

If you closed your mind

If you tried hard not to think

If you sorte...

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