Our Sarah has got a new chap

Called Jesus, (lives in t’ sky an’ all that):

Yes, she’s got religion,

Plays a born-again Virgin

In Reform’s Nativity an’ all that.

Yes, Christians, says Sarah, are good,

But Muzzies ain’t welcome in her ‘hood:

She’s cool shillin’ for Putin,

With our NHS’s lootin’,

An’ wi’ t’ sewage that the UK’s a-floodin’.

But I reckon our Sara...

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 MY QUERY:

Hello Ghazala,
I was wondering if you could tell me the meaning of some words you use?
"sakeenah"
"azzawajall"
Also:
Do you recognise Jesus as a prophet?
Do you celebrate his birthday at Christmas?

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ANSWER:

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I got out of bed every Sunday morning,

Old as I was; ate a full English breakfast,

Followed by porridge, I was ready for storming

those bastards on the Parish church doorsteps,

The Quakers, Wee Frees, the Muslims n' Jews,

Non-Conformists, Joves Witnesses united as one.

All preaching and pleading;

"don't sit in those pews",

You really don't want to be sitting in here,

G...

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