They've been around for ever

Lurking in the stangest places

They colonise all kinds of surfaces

Above all they love our faces

My anti-bacterial wife

Doesn't stand on ceremony

She refuses in principle to let

Bacteria impose their hegemony

She washes me from noon till night

A flannel is always at my elbow

My nether regions are not immune

In case the varmint...

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Well. Here goes. The first blog post. "Can you hear me at the back?" Now's probably the moment where I'm supposed to say something profound and memorable to initiate what I'm sure will be a wonderful relationship between me and the Worldwide Web. But sadly, I left my profound and memorable hat on the topmost shelf in my bedroom which unfortunately I cannot reach. Such a shame. It has feathers o...

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