There is no free lunch.

Free cheese is only in a mousetrap.

Spam? I always had a hunch

It’s a lap-dogs yap.

Spam, spam, spam….

So many times I had them.

Damn, damn, damn!

Come on, scam! Scram!

How many times to repeat?

Spam you should at once delete.

This one you don’t have even to read.

Greed will never get mead.

You feel ...

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When I was young, I wanted ham

But my old mum

gave me spam, spam, spam

She gave me so much spam

I couldn’t taste the bread

For spam lay on my stomach

Like dull and heavy lead

If I complained too much

She’d sing the old refrain

About starving kids in Africa

Where spam clouds never rained

Where ham was never heard of

And they had no spam...

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