Snack Bear

Hello snack bear

You big murder floof 

Stealing treats from your local gas station

The poor convenience store attendant let's you take what you want cause he'd rather live another day

Sadly poor furry friend animal control will come to exterminate you

You just wanted salty or sugary delight that we humans like

Maybe you thought, hmm I'd like to try that too, I ...

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They ran wild in woods

Full of bears

And carried bells 

And pepper spray

To keep the bears at bay

They knew no fear

The road was clear

Safety a written rule

They laughed and frolicked

And mocked the wild life 

with their bells

And hid behind 

Their pepper 

Until one day

Invited to stay

At a vets on the hill

In weather a 

little drizzly

He ...

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