Snack Bear

 

Hello snack bear

You big murder floof 

Stealing treats from your local gas station

The poor convenience store attendant let's you take what you want cause he'd rather live another day

Sadly poor furry friend animal control will come to exterminate you

You just wanted salty or sugary delight that we humans like

Maybe you thought, hmm I'd like to try that too, I mean you no harm

Unfortunately you'll be deemed a threat

The men will come and put you down because my poor fellow I'm afraid you aren't allowed in town