I’m English; from Cambridge; adult male.

I’m ‘privileged’, ‘cos I’m blue-eyed and pale:

De facto a racist,

Homophobic, misogynist.

But I repent: now I’m African female!

So I’ve written my own dictionary,

In which race and sex arbitrary,

Mean I can bear twins,

Wear real leopard skins,

Whilst frolicking with unicorns and fairies.

I met the Red Queen a...

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