Poetry Blog by Don Matthews

Yoshitoka Sakurada : Japan's Minister of Cybersecurity

Japan has a minister in charge

Of cybersecurity

But admits he has no idea 'bout

Computers or things USB

He's in charge of their next Tokyo Olympics

Has an aide to do all of his work

Insists all their work it is flawless

“In my department no confusion lurks”

Don Matthews November 2018

https://yo...

Read and leave comments (0)

Mary and Jack

Preamble

This is a little-known story about Little Jack Horner and Contrary Mary. It has not been published in any kiddies book as far as I'm aware.  I was fortunate in  already having written about Little Jack when this was assigned as our Rhymer Club theme for this week.  It was written last year when I was still learning the art of rhyme and only felt comfortable with t...

Read and leave comments (5)

Setting the Bar

Are you a rhyming poet someone

Asked me yesterday?

To which I heard myself reply

I like its rhymic way

They said that nursery rhyming was

Frowned upon these days

To which I heard myself reply

Yes, if it cliches

So how do you perceive as good

Rhyming poetry?

It has to flow, be subtlety done

And meet a bar, to me

You see I re...

Read and leave comments (1)

69 to 45

Dutchman Emile Ratelband has

A problem at 69

The ladies will not date him

They think he's past his prime

He says he's got the body of

A hunk of 45

And wants to make things happen

So he can come alive

To him the answer's simple

He's asked the court to lower

His birth certificate twenty years

So he can be a 'wower'

Don Matthews Nove...

Read and leave comments (6)

What Do I Write To Increase Comment?

What do I write

To increase comment?

Write doom and gloom?

Or fun I want sent?

There seems so much written

About doom and gloom

I prefer laughter

Brightening the room

But...

Seems I could risk

Losing comment

Despite it's my laughter

I want to see sent

Don Matthews August 2018

Read and leave comments (7)

Teaching Brian Drivel

Brian thinks what I write it is drivel

I guess he's entitled to his view

But methinks he is quite simply jealous

'Cause he can't write good drivel too

I'm trying to teach him in private

Not charging pounds, shillings or pence

(Forgot you're now working in euros)

Shit! Now I feel stupid and dense

You thought this a genuine mistake Bria...

Read and leave comments (6)

Owl Mail

Stamps will soon bear the magic of Harry

Potter of JK Rawlings fame

Featuring Harry, Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley and Ginny Weasley by name

Letters were sent here and there

And carried by reliable owls

Her Majesty's Post could not use this

Method as the unions would get foul

Don Matthews October 2018

Training the owls Warner Brothers Studi...

Read and leave comments (2)

What I've Done Is Dun

How important's spelling?

To me, or not to me?

Adhering to the rules laid down

To be, or not to be

The trouble is I'm wayward

The words must fit my rhymes

Which means the spelling might change

Not look quite right at times

As long as you can follow

Understanding what I've done

What will be, what will be

And what I've done is ...

Read and leave comments (5)

Preamble

This weeks Saturday Rymers Club theme is leaving home.  Here is my contribution

Leaving Home

The giant oak grew alongside us

A green majestic dome

When autumn came it did it's thing

And went and leaved our home

Don Matthews November 2018

https://youtu.be/OKrzcwZjuYY

Read and leave comments (5)

Stir-Ups

Do you get stirred up like I do ?

Seeing people breed greed all around

Wanting to grab more from each other

Not content to stay put in their ground

Do you get stirred up like I do ?

Seeing people empathising with others

Not driven by what they can gain

But treating all people like brothers

Progressing through life with my stir-ups

I fret when I...

Read and leave comments (5)

Stick It Up Your Selfie

Something's gone wrong with our young kids

They're busy taking selfies, wanting 'likes'

They've forgotten to enjoy the real scenery

How to enjoy nature and take off on hikes

All they are wanting to do now

These selfie-tourists, pose, click, move on

Is move to the next scenic backdrop

Judging places by 'likes' others put on

In anothe...

Read and leave comments (5)

Learning Poet

I am a poet learning

Learning to be wise

Stringing words together

For poems to arise

I am a poet learning

About iamb, trochee

How to use the language

Use it skilfully

I am a learning poet

My mind is rhyme embedded

My metronome keeps beating

The three of us are wedded

I want to learn my own way

Up this rhymic hill

That I...

Read and leave comments (1)

Thought-Jumps

Synaptic–snapping neurons

Racing round my brain

Pushing me in thought-jumps

Again, again, again

Slow down racing neurons

Don't over-tax my brain

Don't push my rapid thought-jumps

I want my brain still sane

We neurons will unite

To keep your brain still sane

And stop synaptic-snapping

And settle down again

Don Matthews April 2...

Read and leave comments (6)

Rapper Kayne Meets Trump

Rapper Kayne West was invited

To lunch with Don Trump for a talk

But what was to be a staid, ordinary occasion

Turned into a run, not a walk

Kayne he leapt up, hugged the President

Saying “I love this guy” (to you'se all)

And talked at rapping speed on all subjects

Young Kayne he was having a ball

Trump he said “that was quite some...

Read and leave comments (0)

Oops...

In Belgium a jet fighter worker

Did make an expensive mistake

One that he'll always remember

One that he'll no longer make

A 27 million dollar jet fighter

Was filled with high explosive kero fuel

Having finished his maintenance on this one

He moved to the next with his tools

On commencing his check of the next one

By mistake he unleashed a volle...

Read and leave comments (6)

The Trouble Is the Clubbers

Our Clubber's theme for this week is

Getting motivated

I'm having lots of trouble here

I'm getting so frustrated

You see my problem's different

From what you might expect

I want to motivate myself

To lazy and neglect

The trouble is the Clubbers

Won't let me motivate

Myself to where I want to be

Lazy and prostrate

Read and leave comments (4)

Disrespect Can Lead To Domestic Violence. Stop It Where It Starts

Preamble

In Australia one woman is murdered each week at the hands of their spouse or ex spouse. The root cause is disrespect.  I have included two videos to make my point.

When we excuse disrespect

OK it, and sit on the fence

There's a danger we'll set up a path

A path which could lead down to viole...

Read and leave comments (7)

Hello There...

In 1961 some Finnish migrants

Went down to a busy local street

To see what new cars they might witness

What cars in this country they'd meet

Each driver they saw put their arm out

And wave it around as they turned

The new migrants then did go wave back

A nice happy greeting in return

Don Matthews October 2018

https://youtu.be/hUxkvb2...

Read and leave comments (5)