Humour Don't Sell Papers
I've just read today's paper
It's full of doom and gloom
Murders, killing, destruction, death
Children being groomed
Headlines blare out constantly
SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED
There's so much negativity
(The paper I have closed)
Why can't I read, enjoy myself?
With lots of humour, rife
Instead of being subjected to
This gutter side of life
Humour don't sell papers....
Oh...
Don Matthews
September 2020
seek and ye shall find Don! Humour is always hidden in those tiny columns of around 100 words ?
You get a lot of humour in the Guardian, although to be fair it's not always intentional.
Brian, serves me right going to the local Sweatie caff.
Beano sounds like a comic? Is it about Boris or Donald?
<Deleted User> (18980)
Mon 31st Aug 2020 13:25
Don, you made the mistake of reading the Scottish edition...they're a dour lot the Sweaties!
Anyway, if you want fun buy The Beano.
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Don Matthews
Tue 1st Sep 2020 04:38
You're so right Ruth. Much of the humour for my own website is gleaned from those little 100 word columns tucked away in the corner....