I'm a Celebrity. I'm Self-Isolating in my Mansion. Watch Me on Instagram

 

 

I'm Dave Geffen celebrity

Isolating on my yacht

In pristine waters Grenadines

Easy? Shit, it's not

 

Yacht's 600 million

Can't party with my friends

On board we have all luxuries

When will my pain stop, end?

 

I'm also a celebrity

“We're all in this together”

Concerned I am about supply

Of global Italian leather

 

Hi there all it's Ellen here

“Jailed” up in my mansion

Five bedrooms and ten bathrooms yep

(Hope I've got right scansion)

 

Ellen here, I encourage you

Keep chin up, watch your health

You aren't very de generous El

Just showing obscene wealth

 

I wish celebrities would not appear

In luxurious resort-size grounds

Instagramming in their wealth

While corona us impounds

 

Post Script

 

Billionaire David Geffen, whose net worth is around 7.7 billion dollars (according to Forbes), took to his Instagram handle to share that he is currently self-isolating (with a crew of 45) in Grenadines in his mega-yacht worth 590 million dollars. Sharing a picture of his yacht in the middle of the Caribbean sea and captioning it as 'avoiding the virus, hope everyone's safe' didn't go down well with his 84,000 followers.

 

 

Don Matthews April 2020