Coronavirus Psychosis and Belarus

 

I am President Lukashenko of Belarus

I rule with an iron fist

My people love me

 

All this fuss about a virus is just ridiculous

“Coronavirus psychosis” has taken over

 

Our factories are open

Our kindergartens are open

Our restaurants and universities are open

 

Our football league

With spectators, still play

 

The only one in Europe

(I might add)

 

While the world is in lockdown

I tell my people

 

Drink vodka

Go to the sauna

 

And play ice hockey

(No virus can survive in a refrigerated ice arena)

 

We only have 2000 cases and 11 deaths

 

No problem

 

 

Don Matthews April 2020