John Travolta Comes to Town

 

John Travolta has just been to our town

Multimillionaire, Scientologist, movie star

He loves it and wants to come back here

Travel round in his limousine car

 

An autograph? Yes, but will cost you

Dollars 200 (quick scrawl)

It took him just only few seconds

You look what you got. Is that all?

 

You want to be photographed with John T?

250 dollars what it will cost

Why? He's a millionaire already?

I feel I'm being exploited at most

 

You want to be photographed with John T?

And take away a signed photograph?

Dollars 500 will cost you...

 

What a rip-off...

 

Barry Humphris freely signs autographs

and has photos with fans...

 

Don Matthews

August 2020.