Humour (Remove filter)
An Aussie Farmer's Lot.
An Aussie Farmer's Lot.
Ah ! the sumptuosity of blessed
virgin flesh
the thoughts of carnal knowledge
as we hurry to undress
But soft; I hear the lowing
of an agitated cow,
such trial and tribulation
weigh heavy on my brow
Pray hold the moment madam
whilst I service Daisy-Bell
then take a soapy shower
to eradicate the smell !
Thursday 21st February 2019 2:03 pm
The Gift (Limerick)
The Gift (Limerick)
At the end of a trip to Tibet
I brought home for my daughter a pet
"You fool," said her Mamma
"She asked for a 'LLAMA'
You're short of one 'L' I regret."
Monday 28th January 2019 10:42 pm
Mutual Admiration
Your dandruffed head which once was fair
Your sweaty armpits clogged with hair
Those sagging tits that touch your knees
That fluff-filled navel full of fleas
God ! you're sexy when you're bare.
And you my love are perfect man
Your dentures even have a tan
And though your willy's lost its zing
Eventually it still goes in
You're HOT........come take me while you can.
...Friday 25th January 2019 2:38 pm
Disorientated (2)
Yesterday a policeman shit on my head
when I went to complain to a pigeon
about my gypsy being stolen by two cars.
Sunday 20th January 2019 8:30 pm
Morning Glory
Morning Glory
I woke up with a girl in my bed
It stunned me so here's what I said:
"My god you're attractive
are you sexually active?"
She replied, "Are you right in the head?"
............................
Tuesday 15th January 2019 9:10 pm
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