Mutual Admiration

Your dandruffed head which once was fair

Your sweaty armpits clogged with hair

Those sagging tits that touch your knees

That fluff-filled navel full of fleas

God ! you're sexy when you're bare.


And you my love are perfect man

Your dentures even have a tan

And though your willy's lost its zing

Eventually it still goes in

You're HOT........come take me while you can.


AdmirationHotPerfect ManSexyHumourLimerick

◄ Due back soon.

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 26th Jan 2019 15:32

This has me thinking "Ogden Nash meets John Betjeman".
DGC could stand for Definitely Good Comedy.

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Dave Caplan

Fri 25th Jan 2019 20:11

Thank you fellow scribes.

I'm a great believer in the Readers Digest byline
which states 'Laughter is the best medicine'

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kJ Walker

Fri 25th Jan 2019 18:19

Very funny. Loved it.?

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Tommy Carroll

Fri 25th Jan 2019 15:00

David 'tanned teeth'! I'm keeping that one for the pub.

Big Sal

Fri 25th Jan 2019 14:50

You should be a screenwriter/playwright, David. I'd pay to laugh at one of your shows.?

Like Diogenes himself turned in his grave to give one last hurrah.

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