Your dandruffed head which once was fair
Your sweaty armpits clogged with hair
Those sagging tits that touch your knees
That fluff-filled navel full of fleas
God ! you're sexy when you're bare.
And you my love are perfect man
Your dentures even have a tan
And though your willy's lost its zing
Eventually it still goes in
You're HOT........come take me while you can.
Thank you fellow scribes.
I'm a great believer in the Readers Digest byline
which states 'Laughter is the best medicine'
Very funny. Loved it.?
David 'tanned teeth'! I'm keeping that one for the pub.
Tommy
Big Sal
Fri 25th Jan 2019 14:50
You should be a screenwriter/playwright, David. I'd pay to laugh at one of your shows.?
Like Diogenes himself turned in his grave to give one last hurrah.
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M.C. Newberry
Sat 26th Jan 2019 15:32
This has me thinking "Ogden Nash meets John Betjeman".
DGC could stand for Definitely Good Comedy.