An Aussie Farmer's Lot.

An Aussie Farmer's Lot.


Ah ! the sumptuosity of blessed

virgin flesh

the thoughts of carnal knowledge

as we hurry to undress


But soft; I hear the lowing

of an agitated cow,

such trial and tribulation

weigh heavy on my brow


Pray hold the moment madam

whilst I service Daisy-Bell

then take a soapy shower

to eradicate the smell !

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◄ The Spark !



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John Coopey

Fri 22nd Feb 2019 22:18

A true gentleman, David.

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Thu 21st Feb 2019 18:27

An enjoyable romp amongst the bovine and divine. Excellent rhyme all round David.


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