Today I saw a tree

As beautiful as you and me

And under he threw fire

Which lit up the sky

And a house housing three

Oh, what a sight to see

Under this beautiful tree

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The term "shite-hawk" is believed to have originated as military slang by the British Army in India and Egypt, as a derogatory term for the black kite (Milvus migrans), which was despised by soldiers for its habit of stealing food from their plates. (From Wikipedia)

The name Shite-Hawk is also believed to refer to its habit of rooting about in sewage. How appropriate!

So cruelly robbed ...

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Haud yer weesht, Farage,

Yer nae welcome in Scotland,

Hands off Glasgae’s bairns.

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Dear God, help the people

of Clacton-on-Sea,

who, thinking that things

were as bad as could be,

imagined their saviour,

that frog with a gob,

with a laugh and a smoke,

and a pint in his hand,

the working-man’s bloke,

might change his behaviour,

might just do his job,

keeping shit from their rivers

and shit from their shores?

but his amour now is orange,

s...

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Pinocchio Johnson and Tim,

What a combo was ‘Spoons and Wrecksit,

Being egged on by Farage’s grin.

But the Moggian uplands aren’t sunlit,

Now we’re weeping into our gin,

As we crunch on our unicorn shit,

It’s a damn sight more ardua than astra,

To be frank, it’s a bloody disaster!

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