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Method wanker

method wanker

he’s living the part

pouring himself in

he’s got a head start


he’s an oscar 

in waiting

a bafta

no doubt

and when 

he accepts them

its wanker they’ll shout 


and he’ll smile

like a fool

and accept it

with grace

because he 

is the wanker

with more than

one face


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Go read some logarithms

or spot some classic trains,

better yet ingest a pint 

of what they use to clean the drains.


You can’t do this,

you can’t do that

your rules are born in spaces,

bereft of any progress

outside your minds embraces.


Such twee protected groupings

litter the recent past,

they proliferate like lemmings

and fall as bloody fast.



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