Ah, the flames of Tesla, a wild, fiery spree, Not the revolution, but the brand's final plea. Every model now sputters, ignites in a blaze, While owners slap stickers to signal their craze. “I bought it before Musk lost his mind!” they claim, “Now this rolling disaster’s a damn shame!” “Unplug Elon!” one says with disdain, As Swasticars burn down the road in vain. The shares plummet ...

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