Us Nolimpics

We wuz  avin a  Nolimpics

Me bruvver Burt an’ me

Cos mum ad gorra strop on

An we cudden wotch no TV.

Well ah didden mean no arm

She didden need ter get so shirty

Ah only put our Rex in t’washer

Cos ee got hissen so dirty.

An, anyow, Burt didn’t mean ter

Break the green’ouse glass

But ees not reet good at football

An ee mis...

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