THE BANK JOB
As I peddled, hell for leather, down the hill upon my bike,
I saw the lights TURN RED, ahead, a sight i didnt like,
My bicycle was ancient, it only had one brake
It took some time in slowing down.... of that there's no mistake
I duly pulled the brake on but the bike just kept on going
The cable SNAPPED, I had No Brake, or anyway of slowing
The people crossing up ahead, not k...
Thursday 19th December 2019 3:58 am
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
Many nights are sleepless and this you wonder why
Coz sometimes this just happens, no matter how I try
I toss n turn but sleep dont come, my brain gets in the way
As it wont bloody go to sleep and ruins my next day
I'm sure that this sounds weird to those who nod off in a wink
but when you have a crazy brain which wakes each time you blink
Sometimes it is an advert that plays in...
Thursday 19th December 2019 2:48 am
SO NOW HE,S GROWN
Once there was a special lad, dinky little mite
He wasn,t very big at all, his stature very slight
It didnt seem to bother him, not bother him at all
Although the other kids in class, all seemd to look so tall
He didnt let him hold him back, he took it on the chin
And soon became a favourite, with his cheeky little grin
His sparkling personality, could light up any s...
Thursday 19th December 2019 2:17 am
KEEPING FIT
SO ...off i go to "keep fit classes"
I've joined the girls with sagging arses
to tone up all my floppy bits
to make sure my bikini fits
the class instructor SHOUTS at us
oh my goodness, what a fuss
"STAND UP STRAIGHT, TUCK IN YOUR BUM"
Jeepers!!!! she could be my Mum
"BEND TO LEFT, BEND TO RIGHT"
it seemed that this went on all night
"BURN THOSE CALORIES, TIGHTEN THO...
Thursday 19th December 2019 1:57 am
HOUSE OR A HOME
A HOUSE OR A HOME
If like me, you live alone.......wait!!!!...thats not strictly true
coz, I have three cats AND A DOG, so always lots to do
with feeding time and grooming, plus walking, thats a must
collecting cat n dog fur which is caught up in the dust
My place is never dirty, but, can get in a state
with toys that squeak, bones half chewed and the random empty plate
The cats are sel...
Thursday 19th December 2019 12:20 am
BLACK CABS
MY HOLIDAY
Travelled up upon the train, all was very good
it brought me in to Sheffield, exactly as it should
I got into a big black cab, outside the station door
from there i had a journey, as i'd never had before
The driver was a lunatic, either that or drunk
to make my journey even worse, he positively stunk
The traffic was quite heavy and very very slow
so he drove up on...
Thursday 19th December 2019 12:13 am
Do they know it.s Christmas
HAVE YOU EVER HAD ????????
When your house begins to tell you, you dont belong no more
it makes it very clear, you are not welcome anymore
so hints begin to show themselves, subtly at first
then more and more they make it plain its only getting worse
A nice warm house gets colder, the heatings ceased to work
the normal things, like bathroom taps have demons that'll lerk
the toilet s...
Wednesday 18th December 2019 11:51 pm
A really bad day...
A REALLY BAD DAY
I got up really early, the sun was in the sky
I thought "i'll do the laundry,i'm bound to get it dry,
I sorted out the lights and darks, and put the first load in
It washed it and it rinsed it, but then refused to spin.
In anger and frustration, I opened up the door
the water left the washing and drowned the kitchen floor.
I went to make a coffee and the kettle b...
Wednesday 18th December 2019 8:44 pm
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