SO ...off i go to "keep fit classes"

I've joined the girls with sagging arses

to tone up all my floppy bits

to make sure my bikini fits

the class instructor SHOUTS  at us

oh my goodness, what a fuss

"STAND UP STRAIGHT, TUCK IN YOUR BUM"

Jeepers!!!! she could be my Mum

"BEND TO LEFT, BEND TO RIGHT"

it seemed that this went on all night

"BURN THOSE CALORIES, TIGHTEN THO...

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A REALLY BAD DAY

I got up really early, the sun was in the sky
I thought "i'll do the laundry,i'm bound to get it dry,
 
I sorted out the lights and darks, and put the first load in
It washed it and it rinsed it, but then refused to spin.

In anger and frustration, I opened up the door
the water left the washing and drowned the kitchen floor.

I went to make a coffee and the kettle b...

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