MY HOLIDAY

Travelled up upon the train, all was very good
it brought me in to Sheffield, exactly as it should

I got into a big black cab, outside the station door
from there i had a journey, as i'd never had before

The driver was a lunatic, either that or drunk
to make my journey even worse, he positively stunk

The traffic was quite heavy and very very slow
so he drove up on the pavement....did i believe this...NO

He didnt use his signals, I guess was too much fuss
his driving scared me half to death as he cut in front a bus

His breaking was so hard and fast, my stuff flew off the seat
it slid from side to side the cab, till i stopped it with my feet

The trip felt like a life time from the pick up to arrival
i thanked my lucky stars for my fortunate survival

My holiday was wonderful, despite the aweful start
 and all too soon was time to pack and sadly then depart.