A REALLY BAD DAY

I got up really early, the sun was in the sky
I thought "i'll do the laundry,i'm bound to get it dry,
 
I sorted out the lights and darks, and put the first load in
It washed it and it rinsed it, but then refused to spin.

In anger and frustration, I opened up the door
the water left the washing and drowned the kitchen floor.

I went to make a coffee and the kettle blew a fuse
The knob fell off the radio so couldn't hear the news

Dragged wet washing to the garden, headache pounding in my brain
I hung the last sock on the line.....and it pissed it down with rain.