it is rare that women let me down

I have mastered the art of romance

the secret is to abandon them first

that way they don't get the chance

there were exceptions to this rule

Julie left me for a curious old fart

but she demanded a father-figure

she was immature from the start

Ann ran off with my hand- warmer

she'd always been cold in the sack

she's shacked u...

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