This morning had a matrix start in-stored - 

An old eccentric lady bisected my way,

As I dumped the groceries off my cart

Into the car trunk while she continued to sway.

I took on the driver's seat and hooked the belt

When a jet-black cat crossed my way.

The lady bragged about years of bad fortune,  

And worthlessness it would make me pay. 

Having been a cat parent, I ...

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