Sadly, I can’t be at the BARDS poetry in New Brighton, Wirral (Magazine pub, Magazine Row, CH45 1HP) this Monday,10 September. Work commitments, you see …

But now my pal Julie Goodyear has been ejected from the BB house, I’ve asked her to attend instead of me. I think you’ll agree she is my equal in terms of pulchritude and eloquence.

If she can’t make it, well don’t worry; there are pl...

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Whilst flying the shuttle to Titan,

The pilot thought ‘must get a move on’;

But he’d been on the bottle,

Gave it way too much throttle,

And he ended up here in New Brighton.

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