Haiku for 2026 [ No. 3. Heeere’s Nigel!]
Fascism-lovers,
those slow-boiled frogs keep smiling:
oops a daisy; splat!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
dé Sathairn, an seachtú lá déag, Mhí Eanáir,
An Bhliain Dhá Mhíle is Fiche a sé
Saturday 17th January 2026 1:10 pm
Haiku for 2026 [No. 2. Her Neighbor Is My Neighbour]
“The British and the Americans
are two peoples
united by a common language:
that of love!”
Yours Truly, 16/1/26
[apologies to GB Shaw]
Love, on the front line,
Murdered: there for her neighbor.
Poet in motion.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
ag a dó dhéag a chlog,
Dé hAoine, an séú ...
Friday 16th January 2026 12:19 pm
Limerick [Invitation to the Dance]
Here, gents, is my new golden ballroom,
where I’ll make all the ladies’ hearts zoom:
but as daily I dance,
with dear golden-balls Vance,
I doom children from womb unto tomb.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Dé Céadoin, an ceathrú lá déag de mhí Eanáir,
An bhliain dhá mhíle is fiche a sé.
(Wednesday, 14th January 2026)
Wednesday 14th January 2026 11:53 am
Haiku for 2026 [no. 1. Neujahrskonzert]
Eurovision’s blind:
Neither sees nor hears evil.
Here’s a lump of coal.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Ag a haon a chlog
Dé Céadoin, an Chéad lá de Mhí Eanair,
An Bhliain Dhá Mhíle is Fiche a sé
(at one o’clock, Thursday 1st January 2026)
Thursday 1st January 2026 12:58 pm
Comhaireamh Síos go Dtí an Bhliain Nua
A deich,
a naoi,
a hocht,
a seacht,
a sé,
a cúig,
a ceathair,
a tri,
a dó,
a haon,
ATHBHLIAIN SHONA!
SAOIRSE don PHAILISTÍN!
COUNTDOWN to the NEW YEAR
Ten,
nine,
eight,
seven,
six,
five,
four,
three,
two,
one,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
FREE PALESTINE!
Le U...
Thursday 1st January 2026 12:01 am
Limerick Triptych about Dypstychs [The Life and Loves of Union Jack]
Our Sarah has got a new chap
Called Jesus, (lives in t’ sky an’ all that):
Yes, she’s got religion,
Plays a born-again Virgin
In Reform’s Nativity an’ all that.
Yes, Christians, says Sarah, are good,
But Muzzies ain’t welcome in her ‘hood:
She’s cool shillin’ for Putin,
With our NHS’s lootin’,
An’ wi’ t’ sewage that the UK’s a-floodin’.
But I reckon our Sara...
Monday 29th December 2025 11:45 am
Haiku for 2025 [No. 48. We’re with you Greta!]
One man’s terrorist’s
Prime Minister of nothing:
nowt but genocide.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
dé Máirt, an tríú lá is fiche de mhí na Nollag,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche.
Tuesday 23rd December 2025 9:31 pm
NONET DON CHRANN NOLLAG
NONET DON CHRANN NOLLAG
Christmas Tree Nonet
*
SEE!
I
*A STAR*,
I
*ONE OF A*
I
*CONSTELLATION*,
I
*THERE, HIGH ON THE TIP*.
I
*DOWN HERE, FOR YOU TO READ*,
I
*THIS POET’S MESSAGE, JUST FOR YOU*,
I
*WISHES OF HOPE AND OF GREAT JOY*,
I
*EVERGREEN, BELOW THIS CHRISTMAS TREE*.
II
III
...Friday 12th December 2025 7:41 am
Haiku for 2025 [No.47. No Pasarán!]
Haud yer weesht, Farage,
Yer nae welcome in Scotland,
Hands off Glasgae’s bairns.
Saturday 6th December 2025 9:45 am
Haiku for 2025 [No.46. Justice for Sale]
Double Haiku [National Emergency Edition]
SUPPORT GENOCIDE!
OPPOSE PALESTINE ACTION!
BURN OLIVE BRANCHES!
JUSTICE IN BRITAIN
FOR SALE TO GENOCIDERS
KILLS GREEN SHOOTS OF HOPE
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Déardaoin, an seachtú lá is fiche de mhí na Samhna,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche.
(Thursday 27th ...
Thursday 27th November 2025 9:27 am
Haiku for 2025 [ No.45. What Rotting NHS Maternity Wards?]
Reform school Gammons
needled by evergreen trees.
Snowflakes in meltdown!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Dé Céadaoin, an séú lá is fiche de mhí na Samhna,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche.
(Wednesday 26th November 2025)
Wednesday 26th November 2025 11:48 am
Haiku for 2025 [ No.44. Wisdom]
Seven screenless days!
My ignorance was pure bliss.
Can owls be happy?
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Dé Sathairn, an ceathrú lá déag de mhí na Samhna,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche.
(Saturday 22nd November 2025)
Saturday 22nd November 2025 10:16 am
Haiku for 2025 [ No.43. Samhain]
Yuletide’s come early,
Some bright spark’s messed with the clocks,
Nine embers glowing.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Dé hAoine, an ceathrú lá déag de mhí na Samhna,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche.
(Friday 14th November 2025)
Friday 14th November 2025 9:01 am
The Fraud
The Fraud
Such an edifying sight, were those poppies, this Remembrance Sunday,
on the Cenotaph railings, twenty times larger than life,
which were bunting-bedecked by flag-shaggers’ Union Jacks,
statements - or warnings - to “them illegulls, them immigrunts”
across the road - who’ve lived and worked here for as long as I have.
Rem...
Thursday 13th November 2025 2:55 pm
Limerick [British Bullshit Corporation]
Limerick [British Bullshit Corporation]
For the price of a modest donation,
Auntie’s transformed the taxpayer’s station:
She’s long cheered for genocide,
Kissing Benjamin’s backside,
Her motto’s changed to “Nation Lies unto Nation”.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Mairt, an...
Tuesday 11th November 2025 11:56 pm
Limerick [Remembrance? Forget it!]
Limerick [Remembrance? Forget it!]
The military industry’s “Forever Wars”,
Mean our pockets are picked by their claws.
But our veterans’ street-sleeping bags,
Are replaced by more body bags,
That's great; 'cos in the morgue, they don’t snore!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Luain, an deichiú lá de mhí na Samhna,
dhá mhíle agus cú...
Monday 10th November 2025 8:26 am
Haiku for 2025 [No 42. Haiku as Gaeilge]
The syllable count should be 5 / 7 / 5…… I think it’s ok.
The Irish word for November is Samhain, which changes its form below.
Dóchas ní Fuath!
Tá scamaill dhubha sa spéir
tús mhí na Samhna.
Rough translation:
Hope not Hate!
There are dark clouds in the sky
the start of November (Samhain)
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Domhnaigh, an dar...
Sunday 2nd November 2025 1:44 pm
Luimneach tá sé faoi Soinéad [a Limerick about a Sonnet]
I composed this in my head whilst laid wide-eyed and sleepless at about four this morning.
Comments from native Irish speakers concerning my attempts at Irish are most welcome.
I’m attempting to stick to the Munster usage to avoid confusing myself more than I already am!
I’m itching to compose a sonnet,
One’s lurking here, under my bonnet:
...Thursday 30th October 2025 12:08 pm
Luimneach [Ar Neamhní go Hiomlán!]
Luimneach [Ar Neamhní go Hiomlán!
Case Null and Void!
Today, Kneecap showed bigotry the door:
The Fascists were kicked off the floor,
‘Cause Fascists can’t dance,
They look backwards, can’t advance,
Creativity just ain’t at their core.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé hAoine, an seú lá is fiche de mhí Mheán Fómhair,
...Friday 26th September 2025 12:31 pm
Limerick [Free Beer Tomorrow!]
Their hopes and their dreams they’d be Raptured
From reality were most cruelly ruptured:
They’d confused eschatology
With the study of scatology,
By bullshit purveyors they’d been captured.
Wednesday 24th September 2025 12:20 pm
NÍ SAOIRSE GO SAOIRSE NA PALAISTÍNE! [No Freedom Without Palestine’s Freedom!]
NÍ SAOIRSE
GO SAOIRSE
NA PALAISTÍNE!
Canada’s banned the Rappers Kneecap,
About this fact, I’ll make no Bones:
Genocide’s friends are full of Crap,
Obsequious still, to creeps on Thrones,
Canada sucks, ain’t got no Spine,
War criminals ain’t no friends of Mine.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Domnaigh, an t-aonú lá is fiche...
Sunday 21st September 2025 12:08 pm
Limerick [Something Inside…]
It’s said of old walls: they have ears,
Windsor Castle’s been listening for years:
Now the walls, they have mouths,
And they tell awful truths,
Revealing those sleazebags’ worst fears.
Thursday 18th September 2025 11:03 am
Limerick [Live by the Sword]
They claim to live by the Lord’s Word:
But allegiance they swear to the sword.
Children shot whilst at school,
Mattered less to that fool,
Than the violence and hate which he stirred.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Sathairn, an tríú lá déag de mhí Mheán Fómhair,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (Saturday 13th September 2025)
Saturday 13th September 2025 12:02 pm
Haiku for 2025 [No. 39. Better than Monday’s]
ONE HOUR FORTY-FIVE,
MONDAY; ONE FORTY, WEDNESDAY,
EARLY SPRING-SMALL STEPS!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Céadaoin, an deichiú lá de mhí Mheán Fómhair,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (Wednesday 10th September 2025)
Wednesday 10th September 2025 2:13 pm
Träumerei
They came
from out of nowhere
this morning,
before I rose,
half alseep,
for some reason,
hazy memories
of my sixteen-year-old
or thereabouts self
swam through
my sleep-slow mind
and suddenly,
focused on his face,
I remembered
his wiry hair,
clear as a bell,
I remembered his face,
his angry, waspish
bespectacled face.
I hadn’t properl...
Tuesday 9th September 2025 10:51 am
Haiku for 2025 [No. 38. Why I Don’t Like Mondays]
Day of lunacy,
Over and over again.
New leaf, anyone?
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Luain, an t-ochtú lá de mhí Mheán Fómhair,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (8th September 2025)
Monday 8th September 2025 8:48 am
Just Following Orders
Were you there
When they crucified my Lord?
Were you there
On Parliament Square?
Were you there
Giving humanity a kicking?
Were you there
Giving fascists your backing?
Were you there
Just following orders,
Were you there
Putting the boot into democracy,
There on Parliament Square?
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Domhnaigh, an seachtú lá de mhí Mheán...
Sunday 7th September 2025 9:50 pm
To The Many [on Parliament Square, 6th September, 2025]
And will those Boots in this dark time,
Trample on England’s human rights:
And will The Many be downtrodden,
Or will they Tyranny put to flight?
Now must The People show a spine,
And not submit to a thousand ills!
Let a Thousand Souls fill Parliament Square,
Defiantly facing Tyranny’s chills!
Bring with you Courage burning bold:
Bring thirst for Justice, your d...
Saturday 6th September 2025 11:35 am
UILLEAM GOES TO FRIDAY CONFESSION
Uilleam:
Dear Jesus, I sincerely apologise
for uttering profanities in anger.
Lord God,
I have sinned against you;
I have done evil in your sight.
I am sorry and repent.
Jesus:
We’ll let it pass for now my son,
But let’s not have that kind of thing
in front of the children, please!
Uilleam:
But, Jesus, they're dead!
500 bullets the IDF pumped in...
Friday 5th September 2025 11:53 am
GENOCIDAL SHOWER of SHIT
Mi dear mam on’ dad, aw’ve summat ter tell thi,
(Yeah, aw know, th'art up theer, wi t'big mon on high),
It’s just uz aw’ve bin a prize pillock sometimes,
On' a selfish sod, aye many’s the time,
But theer’s wun thing in which aw con truly tek pride,
Uz aw didn’t give these morally bankrupt scrotes,
These basterd scumbags on’ hypocrites,
This festerin' genocidal shower o' shit,
...Thursday 4th September 2025 12:31 pm
Limerick [We are Many]
Humanity fights for survival,
Barbarity our deadly rival:
On the Sixth of September,
Palestinians remember:
To The Many, on Parliament Square, be faithful.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Déardaoin, an ceathrú lá de mhí Mheán Fómhair,
dhá mhíle agus c...
Thursday 4th September 2025 8:37 am
Haiku for 2025 [No. 37. Dé Céadaoin]
Tá sé Dé Céadaoin,
That’s “Fasting Day” in Bhéarla.
Birds eat well this month!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Céadoin, an tríú lá de mhí Mheán Fómhair,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (3rd September 2025)
Wednesday 3rd September 2025 12:28 pm
Limerick [UKIP Hitler Salutes and Hangings]
Old ladies protesting ‘gainst genocide,
Are manhandled, of liberty deprived:
But that UKIP boss calling
For his opponents’ hanging?
That’s fine, ‘cause we kiss Bibi’s backside!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Máirt, an dara lá de mhí Mheán Fómhair,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (...
Tuesday 2nd September 2025 10:57 pm
Limerick [M.E.G.A. Mayke Engerlund Grate Agin!]
Those plastic patriots in town,
Put the Cross of Saint George upside down:
Top from bottom’s a puzzle,
Those clowns’ brains are frazzled,
Tommy Ten Names, their king, wears the crown.
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Luain, an chéad lá de mhí Mheán Fómhair,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (1st September 2025)
Monday 1st September 2025 7:51 am
Luimneach Sceimhlitheoirachta
I’m an ardent supporter of genocide,
And oft have I practiced infanticide,
But a murderous faction
Such as Palestine Action,
Would she want such scum on her side?
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Domhnaigh, an t-aonú lá is tríocha de mhí Lúnasa,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (31st August 2025)
Sunday 31st August 2025 7:59 am
Haiku for 2025 [No. 36. Plasticine Action]
ON PARLIAMENT SQUARE
SEPTEMBER SIXTH; ONE THOUSAND
CANARIES MUST SING
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Sathairn, an tríochadú lá is fiche de mhí Lúnasa,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (30th August 2025)
Saturday 30th August 2025 9:27 am
Haiku for 2025 [No. 35. Early Birds]
MELLOW FRUITFULNESS
BUT ONLY FOR SOME OF US.
THE BIRDS GOT THERE FIRST!
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé hAoine, an naoú lá is fiche de mhí Lúnasa,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (27th August 2025)
Friday 29th August 2025 10:55 am
Haiku for 2025 [No. 34. Blue Skies]
THE RAINDROP PRELUDE
TO THURSDAY’S BRIGHT BLUE SKIES AND
MELLOW FRUITFULNESS!
Thursday 28th August 2025 9:49 am
Haiku for 2025 [No. 33. In Concert]
A FAST-MOVING BAND
OF HEAVY RAIN’S NOW PLAYING
THE RAINDROP PRELUDE
Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,
Dé Céadoin, an seachtú lá is fiche de mhí Lúnasa,
dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche (27th August 2025)
Wednesday 27th August 2025 11:25 am
Size Doesn't Matter
Trump, he wants
a Nobel Prize,
whilst Starmer,
equally despised,
hands down, gets
the No Balls Prize.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim'lar,
But poor old Starmer has no balls at all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
Sunday 24th August 2025 11:26 am
Sonnet [The Many]
And did Old England once, play by the rules,
That nation of shopkeepers, honest folk,
Who shunned smooth-talking charlatans and fools?
Once, solidarity broke the tyrants’ yolk,
When Yeomens’ sabres slashed at Peterloo,
When Murder wore the Mask of Anarchy,
When on Cable Street, at the Workers’ Waterloo,
The Blackshirts’ arrogance met with Unity.
Th...
Saturday 23rd August 2025 11:25 am
GOOD NAZIS - BAD NAZIS
NAZIS?
what NAZIS?
I see no NAZIS!
not the type of NAZIS
which meet with MY dissaproval
not the bespectacled type who shout
“Achtung”! and “vee haff vays off makink you talk”
not the NAZIS in our playground games of “goodies and baddies”
not the ones who wore World War Two helmets
not the type who routinely raise their a...
Thursday 21st August 2025 12:58 pm
TO STARMER, KNEECAP IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GENOCIDE!
STARMER AND NETANYAHU ARE AFRAID OF KNEECAP!
YVETTE BARRELMAKER IS AFRAID OF KNEECAP!
THE BOARD OF DEPUTIES OF BRITISH JEWS
WHO DON'T REPRESENT BRITISH JEWS
IS AFRAID OF KNEECAP
IS MISE MO CHARA!
FREE MO CHARA!
FREE DO CHARA!
FREE ÁR gCARA!
IS É AN TSAOIRSE CAINTE
MO CHARA!
IS É AN TSAOIRSE CAINTE
DO CH...
Wednesday 20th August 2025 10:01 am
The Home Secretary is a Barrel-Maker and her Boss is a Tool
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
I’M CREATIVE AND I SUPPORT PLASTICINE ACTION!
I AM MORPH, AND I SUPPORT PLASTICINE ACTION!
"...If this makes me a 'supporter of terror' under UK law, so be it - I would happily publish this statement in a UK newspaper - but that would now be illegal."
I’M AN ANTHROPOLOGIST AND I OPPO...
Tuesday 19th August 2025 7:14 pm
“ISLAMOPHOBIA RULES OK!”
NOT THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS
“ISLAMOPHOBIA RULES OK!”
DID WE ACTUALLY SAY THAT?
YOU MAY THINK THAT IT DOES
OUR PRODUCER COULDN’T POSSIBLY COMMENT.
THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS!
FUNDING PALESTINE ACTION
IS A TERROR OFFENCE
WARNS NUMBER TEN.
[STARMER KNOWS IT’S NOT,
BUT HE COULDN’T POSSIBLY COMMENT]
NOT THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS
FUNDING GENOCIDE ACTION
IS NOT ...
Tuesday 19th August 2025 10:17 am
And What of the Living?
Heaven can see what you’ve refused
to say, to do, through cowardice.
“Let the dead tend to themselves”, they say,
but what say you of innocent babes
who’re slaughtered daily as we speak?
Naught: to Zionism you’re beholden.
You live, but silent as the grave
remain: complicit in their pain.
You strut and pose upon a stage
That’s...
Monday 18th August 2025 11:26 am

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