humourous poetry (Remove filter)
Drunken Monk
On hearing a story about 'Auto-Brewery Syndrome ( ABS)
There once lived
An incontinent monk
He never drinks
But still
He gets drunk
The doctors
Were flummoxed
For he
Brews beer
In his
Stomach
Now they
All want
To squeeze out
His trunks!
Tuesday 22nd October 2019 5:11 pm
A Dating Conversation
Girl- We're on a date
You arrived late
And look at the state
Of You
Guy- I'm 20 years older
I should have told ya
But you were kinda
Sold on
My Soldier stories
I know you're going beserk
But.....
Maybe we can still make this work
Girl- What was he thinking?
My h...
Tuesday 13th August 2019 12:47 pm
Recent Comments
Evan Tyler on Graham Sherwood
9 hours ago
Stephen Atkinson on Still Life with Massacre
9 hours ago
Evan Tyler on Stephen Gospage
9 hours ago
Evan Tyler on kwritessecretly
10 hours ago
Telboy on Celebrate St George's Day
10 hours ago
Bethany Sallis on Unlucky Street
11 hours ago
Bethany Sallis on Steve White
11 hours ago
Bethany Sallis on Rwanda Bound
11 hours ago
Bethany Sallis on The Sapphirine effect
11 hours ago
Graham Sherwood on Manchester
12 hours ago