Mi dear mam on’ dad, aw’ve summat ter tell thi,

(Yeah, aw know, th'art up theer, wi t'big mon on high),

It’s just uz aw’ve bin a prize pillock sometimes,

On' a selfish sod, aye many’s the time,

But theer’s wun thing in which aw con truly tek pride,

Uz aw didn’t give these morally bankrupt scrotes,

These basterd scumbags on’ hypocrites,

This festerin' genocidal shower o' shit,

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Oh, to be a Lioness,

Examples to each English lass,

At last, that Victory is theirs,

True pride, they’ve brought to England

Away with mediocrity,

Our guiding, shining stars,

With courage in adversity,

Have seized the day and won the game,

No.18 shirt, C. Kelly for P.M💖

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Orange streak of piss

sheds others’ blood to save pride.

Infests golf bunkers.

Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh June 23rd 2025

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