Sizzling to Blistering

Thousands of holidaymakers found themselves trapped on the Greek island of Rhodes as wild fires started by the extreme hot weather took hold causing many to abandon the island.

Factor seven basking toned tan

Record high temperatures

Sleepless in Rhodes danger lurks

Red flamed toenails

Ash covered bikinis speedos black

Multi-coloured T-shirts frown

Seizing suitcases desperate r...

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burning bras toasted chests

The Old Cock and Hen

Wedding anniversary sixty years on

Let's do what we did

On our very first date

Johnny was up for it

Bright red beetroot face Sharon

Said we can't do that

Ravenous pair of randy rabbits

Dimly lit back of pub

You had your wicked way

O.K let's give it a go

Brenda ear wigging barmaid smiled

Regulars got together, special lock-in

Security cameras set maximum zoom


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rumour landlord has got a home-made video


In the days of On The Buses boisterous April the first joking seemed the way to go - - -

Jumping on 192

Grumpy driver bemused

When saying fiver

Spotted bus floor

Scorning Nothing there

Got-Ya April Fool

Few stops further

Stony stern Inspector

Show tickets please

Still giggling said

Here you are

Frosty faced stare

Firmly shaking head

Sorry wrong date


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joke was on me

Forgetful Flu

as spirit shadows of the past wait children of the sunlight remember - - -but there was this one time.

Forgot the card

Forgot to visit

Forgot to say

just how much

I love you Mum.


Facing Mother's wrath

Spirit wind blows

Icy cold blast

shivering fever strikes

giving me intolerable flu.


Coughing and spluttering

Mum's ghostly voice

whispers in delight


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putting it right prescription says don't forget

Sea Spray Lover

A last gasp gesture towards resolving a troublesome tempestuous relationship, a romantic day planned but continuous personal problems sent love in a different direction.

Valentine day special

Sun drenched beach

Moody temperamental boyfriend

Raging stormy row

Tearful wave goodbye

Full tide cry

Quick-fix loving needed

Hi there Babe

Hot bronzed surfer

Care to ride


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a true lifesaver

When Hope Calls

Tremors massive shock waves

Buildings topple colossal scale

Tissue paper concrete collapses

Thousands upon thousands lost

Rubble mountains sealed tombs

Skin torn hands dig

Dramatic rescue frantic disbelief

Silence waits in hesitation

Faint cries of help

Trapped bodies pulled clear

New-born child feared dead

Life saved tears shed

Family crushed to death

Laid s...

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as fires burn hearts remain cold

Sex On A Water Bed

A few years ago after watching Pirates of the Caribbean a huge water bed was ordered - - -

Sea dog pirate captain

Spanking jolly roger

Wicked tavern serving wench

Naked breast strokes

Caribbean paradise fantasy ocean

Totally laid back

Love island tobacco roll

Fire stick strike

No smoking in bed

Warning too late

Stormy tidal waves crashing

Luxury carpet waterlogg...

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Water board emergency number not recommended

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