The Heat is On

Semi naked people

Sweltering dripping sweat

Danger skin blistering

Super Sun Lotion

Backpack fully loaded

Lookalike Ghostbuster gun

For instant hire

Text e-mail or phone

Cool Man Duke

Call on you

Birthday suits only

Soaked to skin

Tanned for life

Only problem is

Sometimes wrong address

Gets somewhat messy

Red and blotchy

Sticky upset sunworshippers

Got clean away

Overdone orange bodies

Desperately kept trying

But gave up

Running after me.



seemed a good idea

◄ Sorry Does Not Do It

Lighten Up ►


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Nigel Astell

Mon 12th Sep 2022 13:31

Ray Winstone would make it mean all right
cheers for that Ray

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Thu 21st Jul 2022 21:43

Highly imaginative and ghastly in the imagery Nigel. I kept seeing Ray Winstone in You Sexy Beast.


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Nigel Astell

Wed 20th Jul 2022 01:12

Super sun lotion supply getting low Stephen
hope this heatwave ends soon😎

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Stephen Gospage

Tue 19th Jul 2022 14:50

A hilarious ending, Nigel. Genuinely surreal.

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Nigel Astell

Tue 19th Jul 2022 11:57

Thanks for your likes
John B
Stephen A
Stephen G
Your Royal Poetess.

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Nigel Astell

Tue 19th Jul 2022 11:42

I think I might have a job for life John
if this heat keeps up!
They are saying we might have more hotspots coming up in the future with the climate change.😎

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John Botterill

Tue 19th Jul 2022 06:45

A story for our times, Nigel. The sun came out in Todmorden yesterday. I nearly fainted in surprise 😂

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