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Sex On A Water Bed

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A few years ago after watching Pirates of the Caribbean a huge water bed was ordered - - -

Sea dog pirate captain

Spanking jolly roger

Wicked tavern serving wench

Naked breast strokes

Caribbean paradise fantasy ocean

Totally laid back

Love island tobacco roll

Fire stick strike

No smoking in bed

Warning too late

Stormy tidal waves crashing

Luxury carpet waterlogged

Role play buccaneer style

Rescues distressful lover

Voyagers intimate bubble bursts

Walking the plank

Shipwrecked ceiling complete collapse

Insurance claim complicated.


Water board emergency number not recommended

◄ Kindness and Love

When Hope Calls ►


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Nigel Astell

Wed 10th May 2023 01:57

Only if I can bring my inflatable mermaid with me matey😀

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Andy N

Mon 8th May 2023 08:39

Great stuff. Hope you are reading this out on Thursday m8

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Nigel Astell

Mon 8th May 2023 00:52

Thanks Kevin
Hope you drowned in laughter😄

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Nigel Astell

Thu 9th Feb 2023 14:58

Uilleam love the title and it was - - -😄

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Tue 7th Feb 2023 21:33

Water carry on!

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Nigel Astell

Sat 4th Feb 2023 11:50

Thanks for your likes
Stephen G
Red Brick Keshner
Your Royal Poetess
Kevin Tan.

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Nigel Astell

Sat 4th Feb 2023 00:48

Still filling in the blank spaces Stephen.

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Stephen Gospage

Fri 3rd Feb 2023 16:41

'Complicated' is putting it mildly, Nigel.

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