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The Old Cock and Hen

Wedding anniversary sixty years on

Let's do what we did

On our very first date

Johnny was up for it

Bright red beetroot face Sharon

Said we can't do that

Ravenous pair of randy rabbits

Dimly lit back of pub

You had your wicked way

O.K let's give it a go

Brenda ear wigging barmaid smiled

Regulars got together, special lock-in

Security cameras set maximum zoom

Cinema screen, lights turned low

Nervous frolicking naughty sparks fly

Walking stick thrown sky high

Torrid steamy hot phonographic blue

Half-hour no one could believe

Round of applause embarrassed couple

What's your secret you two

Sharon's legs still shaking said

No electric fence erected then!

 

 

 

 

rumour landlord has got a home-made video

◄ Got-Ya

Sizzling to Blistering ►

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Nigel Astell

Sun 28th May 2023 11:23

Thanks for all your likes
Keith
Stephen
Kevin
Hugh
Ruth
jennifer
and
Lynn.

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Nigel Astell

Sat 27th May 2023 08:46

Both Johnny and Sharon have had offers from a seedy porn company both have declined Stephen!

Not sure if there is going to one at this pub Keith when the word got out too many unwanted strangers coming in for a drink.

I think Johnny and Sharon have found a new local to escape the crowd of Old Age Swinging Clubs looking for them.

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Stephen Gospage

Sat 27th May 2023 07:04

Something's got to give, Nigel. Let's hope it didn't.

Great poem!

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keith jeffries

Fri 26th May 2023 17:29

Nigel, great poem. Please invite me to the next one.
Thanks
Keith

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