The Old Cock and Hen
Wedding anniversary sixty years on
Let's do what we did
On our very first date
Johnny was up for it
Bright red beetroot face Sharon
Said we can't do that
Ravenous pair of randy rabbits
Dimly lit back of pub
You had your wicked way
O.K let's give it a go
Brenda ear wigging barmaid smiled
Regulars got together, special lock-in
Security cameras set maximum zoom
Cinema screen, lights turned low
Nervous frolicking naughty sparks fly
Walking stick thrown sky high
Torrid steamy hot phonographic blue
Half-hour no one could believe
Round of applause embarrassed couple
What's your secret you two
Sharon's legs still shaking said
No electric fence erected then!
Sun 28th May 2023 11:23
Thanks for all your likes
Sat 27th May 2023 08:46
Both Johnny and Sharon have had offers from a seedy porn company both have declined Stephen!
Not sure if there is going to one at this pub Keith when the word got out too many unwanted strangers coming in for a drink.
I think Johnny and Sharon have found a new local to escape the crowd of Old Age Swinging Clubs looking for them.
Sat 27th May 2023 07:04
Something's got to give, Nigel. Let's hope it didn't.
Fri 26th May 2023 17:29
Nigel, great poem. Please invite me to the next one.
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