Well it's that time of year when slight spasms of patriotism spring forth from the rusty breast:-  April 23.

Hack, hoping for scoop in the village,

Overheard blacksmith tellin’ by forge,

Of a beast bent on rapin’ and pillage,

‘Yeah, he sorted that dragon, by George!’

So, ‘George Slays Dragon,’ read headlines,

Which couldn’t be further from t’ truth,

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