Half Our Flags Are Upsidedown

We do not know the right way round 
When we charge round like football louts
So half our flags are upsidedown 

Defacing our own sacred town
Saint George's cross on roundabouts
We do not know the right way round 

We'll follow Farage who's renowned 
For speaking sensibly with clout
So half our flags are upsidedown 

We'll make this country back our own 
That's in the bile that we spout 
We do not know the right way round 

We do not care that people drown
We only want the migrants out 
So half our flags are upsidedown 

We're out of Europe.. so resound 
Flags at half mast... Or thereabouts 
We do not know the right way round 
So half our flags are upsidedown.