Christmas (Remove filter)
It’s Christmas in the Asylum (belated version)
This poem is based on a story which appeared over Christmas, and which was taken to be true!
AWOL = absent without leave
The Christmas gammon have gone spitting mad,
they think asylum seekers are going AWOL
for Christmas: yes here in the UK it’s that bad,
with nothing around here but strife and trouble,
that’s why those “foreigners” want to go home!
Gee Beebie News are ha...
Tuesday 9th January 2024 1:37 pm
Chrismus in t’ Asylum
T’Chrismus Gammon have gone spittin’ mad,
‘cos t’asylum seekers are gooin’ AWOL
fer Chrismus; aye, here in t’UK it’s reet bad,
there’s nowt reawnd ‘ere but strife on’ trouble,
so t’forinners‘re seekin’ asylum back whoam!
Gee Beebie News‘re ‘avin’ a meltdown,
they’re at it like rabid dogs wi’ a bone,
parliament’s an asylum, on’ t’loons‘re in charge,
con wi not send ‘em t’li...
Monday 25th December 2023 11:29 am
About Islam
MY QUERY:
Hello Ghazala,
I was wondering if you could tell me the meaning of some words you use?
"sakeenah"
"azzawajall"
Also:
Do you recognise Jesus as a prophet?
Do you celebrate his birthday at Christmas?
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ANSWER:
Thanks for the comment U.O.C
sakeenah is tranquility, calm, peace, serenity
Azzawajall means almight...
Friday 23rd December 2022 11:22 pm
It's Christmas not Winter
Nearly bloody well threw up,
Today in bloody M&S,
Sick of bloody bull-shit,
Bloody “Winter Wishes” dishes!
Jesus Christ, enough already,
This is bloody Britain mate!
We’re celebrating bloody Christmas,
Not “Winter bloody Festival”,
Not “Winter bloody Holiday”,
This ain’t the bloody USA,
It’s bloody-well the UK,
Shove your bloody “Winter” bollocks,
Where the bloo...
Sunday 4th December 2022 1:10 am
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