Nearly bloody well threw up,
Today in bloody M&S,
Sick of bloody bull-shit,
Bloody “Winter Wishes” dishes!
Jesus Christ, enough already,
This is bloody Britain mate!
We’re celebrating bloody Christmas,
Not “Winter bloody Festival”,
Not “Winter bloody Holiday”,
This ain’t the bloody USA,
It’s bloody-well the UK,
Shove your bloody “Winter” bollocks,
Where the bloody sun don’t shine.
This bloody well is Christmas Time!
Absolutely!!!!! Well said.
Said with passion. Too true, Uilleam! 😀
<Deleted User> (9882)
Sun 4th Dec 2022 17:04
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awww U know I LUV YER CHUCK! DON'T U U?
Rose 😈
right! CHARADES! indicates someone using a big camera
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indicates someone wearing a helmet and long cloak
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indicates someone waving a sword-like-weapon about
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no its not prime ministers question time!!
I'd just like to mention that no sausages were injured in the making of my last comment...being a very thick-skinned lot as they are.💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
<Deleted User> (9882)
Sun 4th Dec 2022 13:50
Well Scroogily written U- shame as well cos I was just gonna send u U a party invite-maybe next time when the beta blockers kick in 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rose- no christmas tree ok? & maybe no soppy kissy kissy lips?
Any road, I'm off to get some bloody sausage ie:
(black / white / grey / gender neutral pudding)
at the CHRISTMAS fair.
That's what happens when you get dragged out shopping with a hangover.
Cynical bar stewards.
There's nowhere for wobbly 70 yr. olds to sit.
Toilets have been shut for months, but the cafe's open.
Message is- "spend your money here, but don't do any re-cycling".
Bloody well said mate. Yes "Winter Wishes" does reflect the latest ONS figures about a decline in those who describe themselves as Christians. Christmas is the incarnation where God entered his own creation in the person of Jesus Christ. The word was made flesh and dwelt amongst us.
A strident poem which has my wholehearted appreciation.
Thank you
Keith
The tongue well and truly shoved up the bloody cheek, I reckon.
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Political correctness gone mad.
Happy holidays.
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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Sun 4th Dec 2022 22:46
Thanks for your likes and comments.
Bloody well appreciated.