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Elephant Limerick
Desist from your rave and your rant,
But indulge in hypocrisy and cant.
Dead Yemenis are boring,
Europeans, alluring.
Oh look, there’s a rather large elephant!
Thursday 24th August 2023 6:30 am
Etonian Gaslighters
But sir, it wasn’t us, it’s so unfair,
We’ve only been in power for nigh twelve years,
It was our friend le Putain, over there,
Made of the NHS such great pig’s ears.
It wasn’t Hunt spelled with a C who wrote
That pamphlet saying “Kill the NHS”,
It’s old gits, and those refugees afloat,
It’s them that’s got the UK in distress.
Oh look at that, a dead cat in th...
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