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It’s Christmas in the Asylum (belated version)
This poem is based on a story which appeared over Christmas, and which was taken to be true!
AWOL = absent without leave
The Christmas gammon have gone spitting mad,
they think asylum seekers are going AWOL
for Christmas: yes here in the UK it’s that bad,
with nothing around here but strife and trouble,
that’s why those “foreigners” want to go home!
Gee Beebie News are ha...
Tuesday 9th January 2024 1:37 pm
Chrismus in t’ Asylum
T’Chrismus Gammon have gone spittin’ mad,
‘cos t’asylum seekers are gooin’ AWOL
fer Chrismus; aye, here in t’UK it’s reet bad,
there’s nowt reawnd ‘ere but strife on’ trouble,
so t’forinners‘re seekin’ asylum back whoam!
Gee Beebie News‘re ‘avin’ a meltdown,
they’re at it like rabid dogs wi’ a bone,
parliament’s an asylum, on’ t’loons‘re in charge,
con wi not send ‘em t’li...
Monday 25th December 2023 11:29 am
The Dishonours List or The Polishing & Flushing of Sundry Richard IIIrds on the 9th of June 2023
The Dishonours List
or
The Polishing & Flushing of Sundry Richard IIIrds on the 9th of June 2023
It’s said that he ran; or perhaps he was pushed?
Is the admiring herd now immune to his sleaze?
Will the Çee U Next Tuesdays be finally flushed?
Perchance we may dream of not swimming in fæces!
There’s a proverb of old:‘One can’t polish a turd’;
An impossible task...
Wednesday 14th June 2023 11:48 am
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