Half Our Flags Are Upsidedown

Half Our Flags Are Upsidedown


We do not know the right way round 
When we charge round like football louts
So half our flags are upsidedown 

Defacing our own sacred town
Saint George's cross on roundabouts
We do not know the right way round 

We'll follow Farage who's renowned 
For speaking sensibly with clout
So half our flags are upsidedown 

We'll make this country back our ow...

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Poppy Slugshaw

Poppy Slugshaw.
 
Poppy Slugshaw had had her benefits cut 
So she needed to get a new job 
And she used to do some office work 
To earn an honest bob
 
But its a while since she'd worked in an office 
And things had moved on since those days 
She was more used to using a notebook and pen
And doing things old-fashioned ways 
 
The office flirt was Dick
Who mad...

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