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A List Of Things We Buried In The Garden
A List Of Things We Buried In The Garden
- A photograph of better times.
- An empty bottle of scotch.
- A well thumbed copy of ‘True Crimes’.
- A useless, broken watch.
- Seven bottles of little white pills.
- A pair of latex gloves.
- A folder with a thousand bills.
- A bunch of dead foxgloves.
- The broken vase they occupied...
Tuesday 9th April 2019 11:42 am
Recipe For Disaster
Recipe For Disaster
Make sure you’ve got a big bowl.
OK, we’re ready to commence.
Take a pinch of honesty,
add an ounce of common sense,
stir in bloody mindedness,
gently fold in care,
season it with integrity
(if you’ve got any spare),
sprinkle it with passion,
avoid the nuts and flakes,
put it in a hot oven
and see how long it takes
for it to become bu...
Monday 1st April 2019 2:52 pm
Falling Down The Cracks In The Pavement
Falling Down The Cracks In The Pavement
I’ve given up the cakes
and all the biscuits too,
I’ve given up the beer
(and I really liked a brew).
I’ve given up the crisps,
I’ve given up the Coke,
I’m really trying hard to be
a really slimmer bloke.
The curries have gone with the wind,
the Mexican’s waved goodbye,
the Chinese are prawn crackered
and I’ve said...
Wednesday 14th November 2018 8:01 pm
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