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Santa felt sassy and seasoned
Having switched from soda to whiskey
Stirred and slurred, his vision was blurred
Sleigh-driving was stupidly risky
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Sloshing around but still seated
Strapped in, seemingly quite self-assured
Whilst swerving through Nice, he saluted the police
Whose chopper was wisely insured
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Donna and Blitzen were startled
Dancer and Prancer were ma...
Friday 13th December 2019 5:38 pm
Sod Santa!
'He's chubby and wise
And how his eyes glisten'
Butโฆย Sod Santa, I say
Not that anyone listens
And how his eyes glisten'
Butโฆย Sod Santa, I say
Not that anyone listens
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His damn sleigh is a nuisance
With high whistles and bells,
The lights and the fog horn
And wet reindeer smells
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The noise, the commotion
The hurry, the fuss
The shouting and cursing
As he flies dawn to dusk
With high whistles and bells,
The lights and the fog horn
And wet reindeer smells
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The noise, the commotion
The hurry, the fuss
The shouting and cursing
As he flies dawn to dusk
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And I don't need the sound
of the hooves on my roof
Nor the turds t...
of the hooves on my roof
Nor the turds t...
Monday 14th December 2015 1:57 pm
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