Mum always says

“You're in the pink”.

She's alright, that's okay,

I don't mind.

 

My toothbrush is pink,

matches the plastic mug,

pink is fine,

I don't mind.

 

There's a pink stripe

in the good old peejays

in with white and blue.

Quite like that effect.

 

Got a pink shirt,

shows the dirt, but it's okay,

wore it on Saturday,

I don't mind.

 

My pink floppy hat

is fun in the sun,

it's alright that hat,

I don't mind.

 

Got my hair sprayed pink

for that stag weekend.

Good laugh that

I didn't mind at all.

 

Pink trousers!!???

You must be joking!!

Are you mental?

Wad'you think I am?

Some kind of.......