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d.knape

Updated: Sat, 23 Jan 2021 04:41 am

dknape1969@yahoo.com

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Biography

you took a wrong turn and got here by mistake now turn yourself around and make something of yourself.

Samples

HAT TRICK I have a hat it is a fact, the hat's too small or my head's too fat, inside my hat my head gets packed, then I can't extract good sense I lack! ~Po Wit

due West

a toothbrush, a pair of socks, a poem or two.

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Nicola Beckett

Sat 20th Feb 2021 16:11

You make me smile , when I'm feeling down . I've had the vaccine , im just riding the side effects out . If only there had been a vaccine for the cancer I've got when I was young . Its a constant fight , this fight for life x

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D Joshi

Thu 18th Feb 2021 10:41

Hi D.Knape
Thank you for your profile message, you have a great collection of poems.

Period behind the D?πŸ˜… no idea i guess...
The photo is from Krabi, Thailand- place called Dragon Crest Mountain (Khao Ngon Nak)

Nicola Beckett

Wed 3rd Feb 2021 13:19

Which would you prefer fully clothed or naked? The choice is yours x

d.knape

Wed 3rd Feb 2021 04:51

Paul Sayer
do us a favor
limp on in
on wing and prayer!
πŸ˜ƒ

Nicola Beckett

Mon 1st Feb 2021 14:14

Aw thank you. I like being called the moon, sending you love and light if you are feeling blue xx

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Fri 29th Jan 2021 18:26

Yesterday is distant, Tomorrow too
But it is neither of they, it's today and you
Are worrying which day it is needlessly
The days are spaced out and so are we

😎 ................. 😎 ................. 😎

Nicola Beckett

Thu 28th Jan 2021 18:06

OK I better put some clothes on then as it gets a bit chilly walking around the house naked and I'd dont think the neighbours like it. Xx

Nicola Beckett

Sat 23rd Jan 2021 08:13

A basque is a piece of woman's underwear rather like a corset. They make one look sexy but they hurt like he'll to wear, my advice is not to wear them.

Nicola Beckett

Fri 22nd Jan 2021 10:37

If you are centre of the universe then what about me, because I want to be centre of the universe, shall we have a fight. I don't want to as I think you will win. Unless its a food fight. I would win at a food fight. Especially if I buy a bucket of custard.

Nicola Beckett

Fri 22nd Jan 2021 10:34

Thank you for the information. I did not know I was a cough drop. Have you found your socks yet? Have you ever tried on a basque, I warn you not to, you cannot breathe in them and they break your ribs. Do you think lockdown can make a crazy person crazier? Do you know shower caps are hard to find during lockdown. I again await your response.

Nicola Beckett

Wed 20th Jan 2021 08:20

Am a I a cough drop? Now what do you mean by this. Mmm I await your reply. Maybe it would be easier being a cough drop than a human but I might get sucked a lot! Ha ha

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Tue 19th Jan 2021 16:09

That is such a beautiful poem that you left on my profile.
Thank you so much 🌷

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Stephen Atkinson

Thu 14th Jan 2021 12:35

Haha! The W is always there on my poems, but I'm signed in through the all-knowing Google which I'm registered to without the W, so when I comment it comes up with plain old Stephen Atkinson. Unlike the wonderfully poet-y sounding, er.. Stephen W...😐And, that photo was taken a couple of years ago in a hotel room in Edinburgh!

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Sat 9th Jan 2021 23:35

Aviva Derchi?

d.knape resume!

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Stephen Gospage

Wed 6th Jan 2021 17:23

I realise that I just said 'brilliant' again today. But why not?

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 6th Jan 2021 16:22

Never had tattoos, ear-rings or (heaven forbid!) a pony-tail <never
fancied being considered as a "horse's arse"!> Besides, it didn't go with the uniform I wore when that word had more recognisable
meaning than now. πŸŽ–

Nicola Beckett

Sun 3rd Jan 2021 21:53

What do you mean your head is reeling from ti? Do you mean your head is reeling from it? What is it? Why is your head reeling. Have you been drinking too much wine or looking at naughty magazines again? Be good go to church and stop being silly. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Mon 21st Dec 2020 17:22

@Suspended.
The suspense is killing me
And it seems to be killing you

Nicola Beckett

Mon 14th Dec 2020 18:53

Tangoed is not a local expression. Its from the advert 'you've been Tangoed' tango is a fizzy drink.
As you well know, when you've wrestled with someone whose fake tanned it can get all over you too. Also when meeting certain men one feels as if one is in the advert and one has been Tangoed. I'm sure very posh women from Poshland do not know what such things are as being good at counting ones money from Daddies bank they have never known what it is like to be Tangoed or to drink Tango. There endeth the lesson on being Tangoed.

Nicola Beckett

Sun 13th Dec 2020 04:44

I wish I was an elfen queen , spreading light across the world and speaking in magical tongues and hiding hobbits in my kingdom xx

Nicola Beckett

Sat 12th Dec 2020 10:14

I don't know if they have ornaments in the orient , you are funny.
I have lots of ornaments , too many .
I've never been to the orient but I want to go to Paris but I need a pair of strong shoulders to take me , not a pair of socks.
Hope you are well.
I still think you need a hat as well.
Hats are very useful for keeping your ears warm xxx

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J.D. Bardo

Sat 12th Dec 2020 03:52

I enjoy your poetry D. thanks for reading mine. I am from Toledo Ohio, that is a photo of a marijuana leaf, if you are wondering.

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John Marks

Fri 20th Nov 2020 00:03

dk you are the light at the end of my tunnel..just

Nicola Beckett

Mon 16th Nov 2020 07:26

D. Knape. Xxxx for you. But don't be cheeky and ask for anymore. I want to know if all you take with you is some socks? A toothbrush and a poem or two, what about your underpants? Or don't you wear any. If you don't I think you should because well its important really. And also what about a hat, equally as important? Especially now it's getting colder, hats and underpants are needed.!!!???

Nicola Beckett

Fri 13th Nov 2020 16:28

I hate to admit but your jokes are funny. They do make me smile. What do you mean by X when one is bigger than the other. Are you referring to my kisses that I type like this xxxx or this Xxxx or this X x, I have no idea what you are going on about. Have you gone a bit mad? Ps I already am mad as a wasp they say its official but I think I'm sane and it's everyone else who is mad. Ps do you think it will take a long time to get to Mexico do you think I should pack some cheese and pickle sandwiches with me. Ps send me a book of your poems then I can read them and pretend they are mine x thank you

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J.D. Bardo

Mon 2nd Nov 2020 07:16

Not a zombie, they are brought back from the dead, I just had a chance to visit the dead for a brief moment once is all.

Nicola Beckett

Sun 25th Oct 2020 19:19

What do you mean you are stealing my poetry. It was unfenced and not posted. I shall steal some of yours and read it out at a gig in Mexico, when I eventually get there, nobody will know it was not me who wrote it. Freda Carlo told her husband she didn't want to ask for anything because if she had asked for anything it means she had 'lost his love. So dont ask for love or shoes or money, if it's not freely given, I guess she wanted him to be a mind reader. I do that too. If I have to ask then I feel well he didnt really want to help me or love me anyway lol.
Ps very tiny people do exist I'm only 5ft 2 x and very smart and pretty

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J.D. Bardo

Sun 25th Oct 2020 11:28

thanks for your comments, I think you are right.
and your humor, such a delight.

J.D.

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Stephen Atkinson

Thu 8th Oct 2020 17:50

Very, very, very, atmospheric. No pressure at all. πŸ˜‰

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Tom

Tue 6th Oct 2020 13:09

It's the electricity
of all this poetry
somehow surrounding me
and toying with my gravity!

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