It’s Monday morning, and she’s got up.

When I asked her for breakfast

she told me to shut up.

When I asked her for my porridge

or at least for an orange

she told me to keep quiet

as of today, she was on a diet.

She has noticed cellulite

and decided to get rid of it.

In the daytime, it was a real crime,

she didn’t put anything inside me,

so, I thought to remind...

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